safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

gavinfreeiskillingme:

agent-355:

Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.

"NO"

glaad:

Today, President Obama signed an executive order that prohibits employment discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity against federal workers and contractors.

glaad:

Today, President Obama signed an executive order that prohibits employment discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity against federal workers and contractors.

official-sciencesideoftumbler:

I just realized we were peer pressured into thinking peer pressure is bad

deluminator:

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

asutori:

hrodvitniir and i saw this

and things happened. we apologize.

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

seansoo:

please tell me why i like her so much

seansoo:

please tell me why i like her so much

deductionhunters:

This would sound even weirder out of context (x)

deductionhunters:

This would sound even weirder out of context (x)

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can you make the globe look flat and expanded to show all countries? We want people to know that we don’t just work with this half of the world - we work for the entire world!

Me: So you’d like a map?

Client: No. Just our logo and the globe, but a flat and expanded globe.

meeptoyousir:

prettyblackpastel:

spicy-gum:

I haven’t posted a picture of me in awhile but that’s because I kinda look like butt. My hair is on point tho. Does it suit me? o.o

This is soooo dope! Love the color dynamics!

Everything about you is perfect *_*

meeptoyousir:

prettyblackpastel:

spicy-gum:

I haven’t posted a picture of me in awhile but that’s because I kinda look like butt. My hair is on point tho. Does it suit me? o.o

This is soooo dope! Love the color dynamics!

Everything about you is perfect *_*

beastworu:

post-twee:

Kaworu obvy crossing his legs to hide his boner.

beastworu:

post-twee:

Kaworu obvy crossing his legs to hide his boner.